I’m ready. The liposuction went well. The toupee fitting was hair-raising and, according to my doctor, my recovery from the tanning booth burns will be “splendid — if you don’t mind looking like a cross between Yoda and a pumpkin.”
Thanks to the teachers who taught at Rincon High I got a great education. This was back in the Age of Aquarius, back when the moon was in the Seventh House, Mr. Varney was guiding the truants straight to the dean of boys and Jupiter was aligned with Mars.
TEA PARTY REPUBLICANS SHUT DOWN UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT WITHOUT HIJACKING AIRLINERS
I was enjoying our weekend until I saw the article.
I enjoyed our weekend in Bisbee. We were there to enjoy a rocking blues festival and count the ponytails held in place with orthopedic hair bands.
Expect double the harmonica, twice as much guitar and two times as many sad songs about heartache and lost love if you attend the Bisbee Blues Festival this weekend.
There might still be hope for the popular Bisbee Queen Mine Tour, which seemed to be doomed after the company that owns the mine said it planned to terminate the tour’s operating lease.
Bisbee’s City Council voted 5-2 late Tuesday to recognize same-sex civil unions within the community, after hearing three hours of impassioned comments from residents and despite a warning from the state’s attorney general.
Bisbee poised to approve same-sex civil unions
Arizona is asking the U.S. Supreme Court to allow the state to execute a 70-year-old death-row inmate for killing a Bisbee man more than three decades ago.
Skeletal remains have been discovered in the ruins of a rural home that was discovered burned to the ground, a Cochise County sheriff’s spokeswoman says.
PHOENIX — Arizona prosecutors will ask the U.S. Supreme Court to lift a lower court’s order blocking the scheduled execution of a death-row inmate for a killing that occurred nearly 35 years ago.
Difficult driving conditions and closures are reported Tuesday morning on some Arizona highways due to winter weather.
Arizona prosecutors are seeking an execution warrant for a prison inmate who’s been on death row since 1985 for the murder of a Bisbee man.
A man on a motorcycle who fled from officers is in custody after being shot by Bisbee police Tuesday night, authorities said .
A man has been arrested in the death of a Bisbee woman.