The following editorial appeared in Tuesday in the Washington Post:
A recent poll of the American people by Fitzsimmons & No Associates revealed a majority of Americans believe JFK not killed by a lone gunman. Here is what the American people believe:
This Halloween the sight of hundreds of 4 foot high ”Walter Whites” at your door can only mean one of three things:
This Halloween I expect all self-respecting zombies to be using our city crosswalks, taking the day off from their job at the County Clerk’s Office, complaining about the shortage of organically grown cerebral tissue and fighting Hannibal Lecter over that last piece of brain. And you, the on…
Don't be so high handed about pop stars. The only barrier to you going trick or treating as Miley Cyrus is finding the right affordable wrecking ball, public decency laws, self-respect and the fact you can’t find your old Gene Simmons “Kiss” tongue.
Here at Fitzsimmons & No Associates Research we pride ourselves on accuracy, timeliness, our handsome white lab coats and our state-of-the-art clipboards.
Here at Fitzsimmons & No Associates Research we pride ourselves on accuracy, timeliness, our handsome white lab coats and our state-of-the-art clipboards. In the last 24-hours we polled 2,567 Americans on the matter of the government shutdown and here is what they said:
TEA PARTY REPUBLICANS SHUT DOWN UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT WITHOUT HIJACKING AIRLINERS
U.S. Sen. John McCain tried to make his case for U.S. intervention in Syria to a mostly unsympathetic and sometimes rowdy crowd in Tucson on Thursday.
Did you know javelina feature prominently in a number of low-budget monster films? I say we only shoot them with super 8.
My concern is to make it clear that what we in the United States know about the Islamic faith is not only distorted by our own sensationalist media, but has also been perverted through its cultural captivity by the various tribal societies that have adopted it. It is high time that we U.S. c…
Dennis Rodman goes to North Korea, Ariel Castro goes to Hell, uses same travel agent
Do smart phones make us smarter? My teenager asked me why Obama is asking Congress for permission to bomb Siri. Maybe next time tyrants massacre thousands of civilians they’ll think twice about their choice of weapon. Cluster bombs? Good. Napalm? Fine. Gas? No way. Don’t worry, tyrants, if y…
WASHINGTON - The top U.S. special operations commander, Adm. William McRaven, ordered military files about the Navy SEAL raid on Osama bin Laden's hideout to be purged from Defense Department computers and sent to the CIA, where they could be more easily shielded from ever being made public.
WASHINGTON — Four American citizens have been killed in drone strikes since 2009 in Pakistan and Yemen, the Obama administration acknowledged for the first time Wednesday. The disclosure to Congress comes on the eve of a major national security speech by President Barack Obama.
This past week we found ourselves attacked by an object from outer space. Central Russia was the victim of an unprovoked assault by an unknown assailant with a 10-ton meteor. We ask that this aggression be met with an equal response to demonstrate we , the people of earth, led by, we, the Un…
WASHINGTON — Administration officials said publicly for the first time Tuesday that the U.S. might leave no American troops in Afghanistan after the end of combat in December 2014, an option that defies the view of Pentagon officials who say thousands of U.S. troops could be needed there to …
WASHINGTON — Two hours after the U.S. Consulate came under attack in Benghazi, Libya, the White House was told that a militant group was claiming responsibility for the violence that killed the U.S. ambassador and three other Americans.
WASHINGTON (AP) -- En cartas escritas desde su último refugio, Osama bin Laden manifiesta preocupación por las disfuncionalidad de su red terrorista y la declinante confianza de los musulmanes a quienes quería incitar contra sus gobiernos y Occidente.