Fitz Cartoon Caption Contest: Week of Dec. 19th

This week’s winner is Carolyn G. (ahexsil),”So you were bullied as a child.That's no excuse, you should never drown your sorrows then get behind a harness.” And the runners up are Oscar T. (Oscar Tovar),”So your telling us the last thing you remember is pulling a sleigh, then bang, crash, thug. You hit a chimney, and now you’re here.” And John R. (JMRaymond),”How many times do we have to tell you that it's not your fault that Grandma got run over by a reindeer?”

Each Wednesday the Star will publish a Fitz cartoon without  a caption. We want you to come up with the funniest caption. The deadline is 6  p.m.Thursday.

Go to azstarnet.com/opinion in your web browser (not e-mail) to find and enter the contest. To submit a caption, you must be a logged-in, registered user of StarNet. The winning caption, selected by the Star's David Fitzsimmons, will appear in Sunday's paper.

December 21, 2012 1:00 am  • 

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