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Fitz Cartoon Caption Contest: Week of May 1st

Fitz Cartoon Caption Contest: Week of May 1st

This week’s winner is Tom V. (parkthebus),"What's in your pocket, fella? Certainly not WMDs, I hope." And the runners up are Fred D. (factsopi…

May 03, 2013 12:00 am Related Comments

Fitz Cartoon Caption Contest: Week of April 24th

Fitz Cartoon Caption Contest: Week of April 24th

This week’s winner is Kenneth T. (Tredwell),"As President Bush says, he's sacrificed an army and a legacy to make this edifice complex a reali…

April 26, 2013 12:00 am Related Comments

Fitz Cartoon Caption Contest: Week of April 17th

Fitz Cartoon Caption Contest: Week of April 17th

This week’s winner is Daniel G. (gdobie1)," This is why we are called 'the home of the brave'". And the runners up are Mark S. (marksawyer),"O…

April 19, 2013 12:00 am Related Comments

Fitz Cartoon Caption Contest: Week of April 10

Fitz Cartoon Caption Contest: Week of April 10

This week’s winner is J S. (Wilbur 61), " My dad keeps saying we don't have it so bad because he had to walk to school in the snow, up hill, b…

April 12, 2013 12:00 am Related Comments

Fitz Cartoon Caption Contest: Week of April 3rd

Fitz Cartoon Caption Contest: Week of April 3rd

This week’s winner is Christopher F. (3091),"How many pages does it take to say "Tragedy"? and the runners up are Conrad P. (elgatoil),"Backgr…

April 05, 2013 12:00 am Related Comments

Fitz Cartoon Caption Contest: Week of March 25th

Fitz Cartoon Caption Contest: Week of March 25th

This week’s winner is Paul A. (Evel K),"According to the book, you're Cat-atonic." And the runners up are Daniel G. (gdobie1),"As long as you …

March 29, 2013 12:00 am Related Comments

Fitz Cartoon Caption Contest: Week of March 13th

Fitz Cartoon Caption Contest: Week of March 13th

This week’s winner is: Darren M. (DMack31), “That Roadrunner is gonna know what it feels like to be a car in Tucson!” And the runners up are j…

March 15, 2013 6:00 am Related Comments

Fitz Cartoon Caption Contest: Week of March 6th

Fitz Cartoon Caption Contest: Week of March 6th

This week’s winner is: Kenneth T. (Tredwell),”Well, books came into being between stone tablets and Kindles.” And the runners up are Greg R. (…

March 08, 2013 12:00 am Related Comments

Fitz Cartoon Caption Contest: Week of February 20th

Fitz Cartoon Caption Contest: Week of February 20th

This week’s winner is: Michael G. (Guzzo), “Just a heads-up. The Jumping Cholla on the 4th hole isn't as friendly.” And the runners up are Gen…

February 22, 2013 12:00 am Related Comments

Fitz Cartoon Caption Contest: Week of Feb. 13th

Fitz Cartoon Caption Contest: Week of Feb. 13th

This week’s winner is: L. S.  (LS Captioneer) “We are not amused!” and the runners up are: Bill B. (4485), “Who's your mommie!” and Carolyn g.…

February 15, 2013 12:00 am Related Comments

Fitz Cartoon Caption Contest: Week of Feb. 6th

Fitz Cartoon Caption Contest: Week of Feb. 6th

This week’s winner is Ella G. (Ella Guru), “Hurry now. They said they saved you a spot right up front.” And the runners up are Marilynn L. (Cl…

February 08, 2013 12:00 am Related Comments

Fitz Cartoon Caption Contest: Week of Jan. 30th

Fitz Cartoon Caption Contest: Week of Jan. 30th

This week’s winner is: Dave V. (aardvark), “excuse me, you're standing in our galaxy... May I see your ID?” The runners up are Debra D. (sunda…

February 01, 2013 12:00 am Related Comments

Fitz Cartoon Caption Contest: Week of Jan.23rd

Fitz Cartoon Caption Contest: Week of Jan.23rd

This week’s winner is: Bill H. (83918),”You're not gonna pull a Kozachik on us--are you?” And the runners up are Kathy K. ( Kathy K.),”But we …

January 25, 2013 12:00 am Related Comments

Fitz Cartoon Caption Contest: Week of Jan.16th

Fitz Cartoon Caption Contest: Week of Jan.16th

This week’s winner is Kenneth T. (Tredwell),”Somehow ‘Quicker! You quails’ lacks the gravitas of ‘Mush! You huskies’.” And the runners up are …

January 18, 2013 12:00 am Related Comments

Fitz Cartoon Caption Contest: Week of Jan. 9th

Fitz Cartoon Caption Contest: Week of Jan. 9th

This week’s winner is Ben M. (suzukimethod),”Look on the bright side, now we are only #2 in noise complaints.” And the runners up are Janet F.…

January 11, 2013 12:00 am Related Comments

Fitz Cartoon Caption Contest: Week of Dec. 19th

Fitz Cartoon Caption Contest: Week of Dec. 19th

This week’s winner is Carolyn G. (ahexsil),”So you were bullied as a child.That's no excuse, you should never drown your sorrows then get behi…

December 21, 2012 1:00 am Related Comments

Fitz Cartoon Caption Contest: Week of Dec.12th

Fitz Cartoon Caption Contest: Week of  Dec.12th

This week’s winner is Kenneth T. (Tredwell),”Sorry, Kris, but we can't offer incentives to fly-by-night operations.” The runners up are L.S. (…

December 14, 2012 12:00 am Related Comments

Fitz Cartoon Caption Contest: Week of Dec.5th

Fitz Cartoon Caption Contest: Week of Dec.5th

This week’s winner is Greg R. (4073),”The climate model proposal has been sent to committee for further review! And the runners up are Stephen…

December 07, 2012 12:00 am Related Comments

Fitz Cartoon Caption Contest: Week of Nov. 28th

Fitz Cartoon Caption Contest: Week of Nov. 28th

This week’s winner is L. S. (Captioneer),”It's a matter of elf respect.” And the runners up are Shelly O (Shelly O),” Toys Aren't Us.” And Gre…

November 30, 2012 12:00 am Related Comments

Fitz Cartoon Caption Contest: Week of Nov.21st

Fitz Cartoon Caption Contest: Week of Nov.21st

This week’s winner is Tony T. (Tony61),”Dashing down the track,With Christmas on my mind,Pilgrims to the back,You're wasting shopping time!" a…

November 23, 2012 7:30 am Related Comments

Fitz Cartoon Caption Contest: Week of Nov.14th

Fitz Cartoon Caption Contest: Week of Nov.14th

This week’s winner is Paul B. (bikeguy),”Como se dice, ‘hanging chad’?” and the runners up are Daniel G. (gdobie1),” Oh look, the ballot resul…

November 16, 2012 12:00 am Related Comments

Fitz Cartoon Caption Contest: Week of Nov.7th

Fitz Cartoon Caption Contest: Week of Nov.7th

This week’s winner is Paul A. (Evel K),”And when we're done here, we can go check out the Baseball Spring Training nature parks.” And the runn…

November 08, 2012 12:00 am Related Comments

Fitz Cartoon Caption Contest: Week of Oct.31

Fitz Cartoon Caption Contest: Week of Oct.31

This week’s winner is R.B...(chipz),” Must vote, must vote, must vote, must vote, must vote...” and the runners up are John R. (JMRaymond),”Ju…

November 02, 2012 7:15 am Related Comments

Fitz Cartoon Caption Contest: Week of Oct. 24

Fitz Cartoon Caption Contest: Week of Oct. 24

This week’s winner is Johnny T. (Mr Beach),”Hey everybody, the future just walked in.” And the runners up are Tobin R. (trosen1111),”Do we hav…

October 26, 2012 8:00 am Related Comments

Fitz Cartoon Caption Contest: Week of Oct.17th

Fitz Cartoon Caption Contest: Week of Oct.17th

Each Wednesday the Star will publish a Fitz cartoon without  a caption. We want you to come up with the funniest caption. The deadline is 6  p…

October 19, 2012 6:00 am Related Comments

Fitz Cartoon Caption Contest: Week of Oct.10th

Fitz Cartoon Caption Contest: Week of Oct.10th

This week’s winner is charles c. (Charles christiano),”Our job is to keep out the riff raff, you know, the 47%.” And the runners up are Lester…

October 12, 2012 12:00 am Related Comments

Fitz Cartoon Caption Contest: Week of Oct. 3rd

Fitz Cartoon Caption Contest: Week of Oct. 3rd

This week’s winner is Kenneth T. (Tredwell),” Off-putting penalties, illegal use of facts, replay down.” and the runners up are Michael G. (Gu…

October 05, 2012 12:00 am Related Comments

Fitz Cartoon Caption Contest: Week of September 26th

Fitz Cartoon Caption Contest: Week of September 26th

This week’s winner is Frank B. (F L Burdorf): “Is this something else Congress left unfinished?” And the runners up are Karen W. (kkwheeler): …

September 28, 2012 12:00 am Related Comments

Fitz Cartoon Caption Contest: Week of Sept. 12

 Fitz Cartoon Caption Contest: Week of Sept. 12

This week’s winner is: Pamela R. (queenjean), Which day is curbside trash pickup? We need make sure this stuff goes into the garbage barrel, n…

September 14, 2012 12:00 am Related Comments

Fitz Cartoon Caption Contest: Week of Sept. 5

Fitz Cartoon Caption Contest: Week of Sept. 5

This week's winner is: Greg R. (4073), "New flavor for this year: Rainbow Punch." And the runners up are: Karen C. (pooh0302), "The tea's in t…

September 07, 2012 12:00 am Related Comments

Fitz Cartoon Caption Contest: Week of Aug. 29

Fitz Cartoon Caption Contest: Week of Aug. 29

This week's winner is Gary H. (Gary53), "This ball is the Stoops era. Boot it into the forgettable past." And the runners up are Tobin R. (tro…

August 31, 2012 12:00 am Related Comments

Fitz Cartoon Caption Contest: Week of Aug. 22

Fitz Cartoon Caption Contest: Week of Aug. 22

This week's winner is L.S. Captioneer, "Who needs cable?" and the runners up are Michael G. Guzzo, "It gets better. Just wait for the stupid m…

August 24, 2012 12:00 am Related Comments

Fitz Cartoon Caption Contest: Week of Aug. 15

Fitz Cartoon Caption Contest: Week of Aug. 15

This week's winner is Anne T. (Auntie Tea): "This is the first time my bread basket has been a baking oven as well." And the runners up are To…

August 17, 2012 12:00 am Related Comments

Fitz Cartoon Caption Contest: Week of Aug. 1

Fitz Cartoon Caption Contest: Week of Aug. 1

This week’s winner is: Robin G. (rgwozdz),"Since the dog ate the remote, you've achieved a new record of ten hours without flipping channels" …

August 03, 2012 7:45 am Related Comments

Fitz Cartoon Caption Contest: Week of July 25

Fitz Cartoon Caption Contest: Week of July 25

This week's winner is: Kenneth T. (Tredell) "Was it too difficult to see a pederast from a pedestal?" And the runners up are Max D. (Drachman …

July 27, 2012 12:00 am Related Comments

Fitz Cartoon Caption Contest: Week of July 18

Fitz Cartoon Caption Contest: Week of July 18

This week's winner is Howard S. (6491) "To cut costs, the TV station hired him to create news, weather, and sports -- and all in the same broa…

July 20, 2012 12:00 am Related Comments

Fitz Cartoon Caption Contest: Week of July 11

Fitz Cartoon Caption Contest: Week of July 11

This week’s winner is Ron P. (rp69times)Your mother's coming this week, so cooler heads will prevail. And the runners up are Greg R. (4073) I …

July 13, 2012 8:45 am Related Comments

Fitz Cartoon Caption Contest: Week of June 20

Fitz Cartoon Caption Contest: Week of June 20

This week's winner is: john j.(nikkijones), "These desert dwellers are weird. I keep telling him who we are and all he says is, 'Who? Who?'" A…

June 22, 2012 12:00 am Related Comments

Fitz Cartoon Caption Contest: Week of June 13

Fitz Cartoon Caption Contest: Week of June 13

This week's winner is: Kenneth T. (Tredwell), "Someone text Dr. Oz and ask him if this rate of dehydration is healthy." And the runners up are…

June 15, 2012 12:00 am Related Comments

Fitz Cartoon Caption Contest: Week of June 6

Fitz Cartoon Caption Contest: Week of June 6

This week's winner is: Paul A. (Evel K), "Don't think those mosquito tablets are gonna work." And the runners up are Gary H. (Gary53), "Worst …

June 08, 2012 12:00 am Related Comments

Fitz Cartoon Caption Contest: Week of May 30

Fitz Cartoon Caption Contest: Week of May 30

This week's winner is moody r. (moodyriver), "It's all that remains of a society that died off after the IPO failed." And the runners up are j…

June 01, 2012 12:00 am Related Comments

Fitz Cartoon Caption Contest: Week of May 23

Fitz Cartoon Caption Contest: Week of May 23

This week’s winner is : Bert L. (Globemallow) ,”I'm Ken Bennett! And I support this delusion.” And the runners up are Kenneth T. (Treadwell),”…

May 25, 2012 12:00 am Related Comments

Fitz Cartoon Caption Contest: Week of May 16

Fitz Cartoon Caption Contest: Week of May 16

This week’s winner is : Gary H. (Gary53),” If this new ad campaign works, we're going to have to start Weight Watchers again.” And the runners…

May 18, 2012 12:00 am Related Comments

Fitz Cartoon Caption Contest: Week of May 2nd

Fitz Cartoon Caption Contest: Week of May 2nd

This week’s winner is : Tobin R. (trosen1111) ,” I'm going after the Hispanic Republican voter... And there he is now.” And the runners up are…

May 04, 2012 12:00 am Related Comments

Fitz Cartoon Caption Contest: Week of April 25

Fitz Cartoon Caption Contest: Week of April 25

This week's winner is: Greg R. (4073), "Now that I think about it, I'm not sure which one we saw last night!" and the runners up are Tobin R. …

April 27, 2012 12:00 am Related Comments

Fitz Cartoon Caption Contest: Week of April 18

Fitz Cartoon Caption Contest: Week of April 18

This week's winner is: Warren P. (wpopa), "When we're done here we'll start on the buffel grass." And the runners up are Gary H. (Gary53), "We…

April 20, 2012 12:00 am Related Comments

Cartoon Caption Contest: Week of April 11

Cartoon Caption Contest: Week of April 11

This week's winner is: Robert G. (2ndwatcher), "Can an Elephant mate with a Rino?" and the runners up are Rick D. (poky), "Are pre-nuptial agr…

April 13, 2012 12:00 am Related Comments

Fitz cartoon caption contest: Week of April 4

Fitz cartoon caption contest: Week of April 4

This week’s winner is: Kenneth T. (Tredwell), ”Temper justice with mercy? With his temper, justice would be no mercy.” And the runners up are:…

April 06, 2012 12:00 am Related Comments

Fitz Cartoon Caption Contest: Week of March 28

Fitz Cartoon Caption Contest: Week of March 28

This week’s winner is: Michael G. (Guzzo), “I usually have a very strong constitution.” And the runners up are: Greg R. (4073) ,” On this one …

March 30, 2012 12:00 am Related Comments

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