RSSCaption Contest
Fitz Cartoon Caption Contest: Week of May 22nd
This week’s winner is Moody r. (moodyriver)," Break in there and find out what is going on. No one tells me anything." And the runners up are …
Fitz Cartoon Caption Contest: Week of May 15th
This week’s winner is L.S. (Captioneer),"You're suffering from a reptile dysfunction." And the runners up are Paul C. (AZPaul48), "Look in to …
Fitz Cartoon Caption Contest: Week of May 1st
This week’s winner is Tom V. (parkthebus),"What's in your pocket, fella? Certainly not WMDs, I hope." And the runners up are Fred D. (factsopi…
Fitz Cartoon Caption Contest: Week of April 24th
This week’s winner is Kenneth T. (Tredwell),"As President Bush says, he's sacrificed an army and a legacy to make this edifice complex a reali…
Fitz Cartoon Caption Contest: Week of April 17th
This week’s winner is Daniel G. (gdobie1)," This is why we are called 'the home of the brave'". And the runners up are Mark S. (marksawyer),"O…
Fitz Cartoon Caption Contest: Week of April 10
This week’s winner is J S. (Wilbur 61), " My dad keeps saying we don't have it so bad because he had to walk to school in the snow, up hill, b…
Fitz Cartoon Caption Contest: Week of April 3rd
This week’s winner is Christopher F. (3091),"How many pages does it take to say "Tragedy"? and the runners up are Conrad P. (elgatoil),"Backgr…
Fitz Cartoon Caption Contest: Week of March 25th
This week’s winner is Paul A. (Evel K),"According to the book, you're Cat-atonic." And the runners up are Daniel G. (gdobie1),"As long as you …
Fitz Cartoon Caption Contest: Week of March 13th
This week’s winner is: Darren M. (DMack31), “That Roadrunner is gonna know what it feels like to be a car in Tucson!” And the runners up are j…
Fitz Cartoon Caption Contest: Week of March 6th
This week’s winner is: Kenneth T. (Tredwell),”Well, books came into being between stone tablets and Kindles.” And the runners up are Greg R. (…
Fitz Cartoon Caption Contest: Week of February 20th
This week’s winner is: Michael G. (Guzzo), “Just a heads-up. The Jumping Cholla on the 4th hole isn't as friendly.” And the runners up are Gen…
Fitz Cartoon Caption Contest: Week of Feb. 13th
This week’s winner is: L. S. (LS Captioneer) “We are not amused!” and the runners up are: Bill B. (4485), “Who's your mommie!” and Carolyn g.…
Fitz Cartoon Caption Contest: Week of Feb. 6th
This week’s winner is Ella G. (Ella Guru), “Hurry now. They said they saved you a spot right up front.” And the runners up are Marilynn L. (Cl…
Fitz Cartoon Caption Contest: Week of Jan. 30th
This week’s winner is: Dave V. (aardvark), “excuse me, you're standing in our galaxy... May I see your ID?” The runners up are Debra D. (sunda…
Fitz Cartoon Caption Contest: Week of Jan.23rd
This week’s winner is: Bill H. (83918),”You're not gonna pull a Kozachik on us--are you?” And the runners up are Kathy K. ( Kathy K.),”But we …
Fitz Cartoon Caption Contest: Week of Jan.16th
This week’s winner is Kenneth T. (Tredwell),”Somehow ‘Quicker! You quails’ lacks the gravitas of ‘Mush! You huskies’.” And the runners up are …
Fitz Cartoon Caption Contest: Week of Jan. 9th
This week’s winner is Ben M. (suzukimethod),”Look on the bright side, now we are only #2 in noise complaints.” And the runners up are Janet F.…
Fitz Cartoon Caption Contest: Week of Dec. 19th
This week’s winner is Carolyn G. (ahexsil),”So you were bullied as a child.That's no excuse, you should never drown your sorrows then get behi…
Fitz Cartoon Caption Contest: Week of Dec.12th
This week’s winner is Kenneth T. (Tredwell),”Sorry, Kris, but we can't offer incentives to fly-by-night operations.” The runners up are L.S. (…
Fitz Cartoon Caption Contest: Week of Dec.5th
This week’s winner is Greg R. (4073),”The climate model proposal has been sent to committee for further review! And the runners up are Stephen…
Fitz Cartoon Caption Contest: Week of Nov. 28th
This week’s winner is L. S. (Captioneer),”It's a matter of elf respect.” And the runners up are Shelly O (Shelly O),” Toys Aren't Us.” And Gre…
Fitz Cartoon Caption Contest: Week of Nov.21st
This week’s winner is Tony T. (Tony61),”Dashing down the track,With Christmas on my mind,Pilgrims to the back,You're wasting shopping time!" a…
Fitz Cartoon Caption Contest: Week of Nov.14th
This week’s winner is Paul B. (bikeguy),”Como se dice, ‘hanging chad’?” and the runners up are Daniel G. (gdobie1),” Oh look, the ballot resul…
Fitz Cartoon Caption Contest: Week of Nov.7th
This week’s winner is Paul A. (Evel K),”And when we're done here, we can go check out the Baseball Spring Training nature parks.” And the runn…
Fitz Cartoon Caption Contest: Week of Oct.31
This week’s winner is R.B...(chipz),” Must vote, must vote, must vote, must vote, must vote...” and the runners up are John R. (JMRaymond),”Ju…
Fitz Cartoon Caption Contest: Week of Oct. 24
This week’s winner is Johnny T. (Mr Beach),”Hey everybody, the future just walked in.” And the runners up are Tobin R. (trosen1111),”Do we hav…
Fitz Cartoon Caption Contest: Week of Oct.17th
Each Wednesday the Star will publish a Fitz cartoon without a caption. We want you to come up with the funniest caption. The deadline is 6 p…
Fitz Cartoon Caption Contest: Week of Oct.10th
This week’s winner is charles c. (Charles christiano),”Our job is to keep out the riff raff, you know, the 47%.” And the runners up are Lester…
Fitz Cartoon Caption Contest: Week of Oct. 3rd
This week’s winner is Kenneth T. (Tredwell),” Off-putting penalties, illegal use of facts, replay down.” and the runners up are Michael G. (Gu…
Fitz Cartoon Caption Contest: Week of September 26th
This week’s winner is Frank B. (F L Burdorf): “Is this something else Congress left unfinished?” And the runners up are Karen W. (kkwheeler): …
Fitz Cartoon Caption Contest: Week of Sept. 12
This week’s winner is: Pamela R. (queenjean), Which day is curbside trash pickup? We need make sure this stuff goes into the garbage barrel, n…
Fitz Cartoon Caption Contest: Week of Sept. 5
This week's winner is: Greg R. (4073), "New flavor for this year: Rainbow Punch." And the runners up are: Karen C. (pooh0302), "The tea's in t…
Fitz Cartoon Caption Contest: Week of Aug. 29
This week's winner is Gary H. (Gary53), "This ball is the Stoops era. Boot it into the forgettable past." And the runners up are Tobin R. (tro…
Fitz Cartoon Caption Contest: Week of Aug. 22
This week's winner is L.S. Captioneer, "Who needs cable?" and the runners up are Michael G. Guzzo, "It gets better. Just wait for the stupid m…
Fitz Cartoon Caption Contest: Week of Aug. 15
This week's winner is Anne T. (Auntie Tea): "This is the first time my bread basket has been a baking oven as well." And the runners up are To…
Fitz Cartoon Caption Contest: Week of Aug. 1
This week’s winner is: Robin G. (rgwozdz),"Since the dog ate the remote, you've achieved a new record of ten hours without flipping channels" …
Fitz Cartoon Caption Contest: Week of July 25
This week's winner is: Kenneth T. (Tredell) "Was it too difficult to see a pederast from a pedestal?" And the runners up are Max D. (Drachman …
Fitz Cartoon Caption Contest: Week of July 18
This week's winner is Howard S. (6491) "To cut costs, the TV station hired him to create news, weather, and sports -- and all in the same broa…
Fitz Cartoon Caption Contest: Week of July 11
This week’s winner is Ron P. (rp69times)Your mother's coming this week, so cooler heads will prevail. And the runners up are Greg R. (4073) I …
Fitz Cartoon Caption Contest: Week of June 20
This week's winner is: john j.(nikkijones), "These desert dwellers are weird. I keep telling him who we are and all he says is, 'Who? Who?'" A…
Fitz Cartoon Caption Contest: Week of June 13
This week's winner is: Kenneth T. (Tredwell), "Someone text Dr. Oz and ask him if this rate of dehydration is healthy." And the runners up are…
Fitz Cartoon Caption Contest: Week of June 6
This week's winner is: Paul A. (Evel K), "Don't think those mosquito tablets are gonna work." And the runners up are Gary H. (Gary53), "Worst …
Fitz Cartoon Caption Contest: Week of May 30
This week's winner is moody r. (moodyriver), "It's all that remains of a society that died off after the IPO failed." And the runners up are j…
Fitz Cartoon Caption Contest: Week of May 23
This week’s winner is : Bert L. (Globemallow) ,”I'm Ken Bennett! And I support this delusion.” And the runners up are Kenneth T. (Treadwell),”…
Fitz Cartoon Caption Contest: Week of May 16
This week’s winner is : Gary H. (Gary53),” If this new ad campaign works, we're going to have to start Weight Watchers again.” And the runners…
Fitz Cartoon Caption Contest: Week of May 2nd
This week’s winner is : Tobin R. (trosen1111) ,” I'm going after the Hispanic Republican voter... And there he is now.” And the runners up are…
Fitz Cartoon Caption Contest: Week of April 25
This week's winner is: Greg R. (4073), "Now that I think about it, I'm not sure which one we saw last night!" and the runners up are Tobin R. …
Fitz Cartoon Caption Contest: Week of April 18
This week's winner is: Warren P. (wpopa), "When we're done here we'll start on the buffel grass." And the runners up are Gary H. (Gary53), "We…
Cartoon Caption Contest: Week of April 11
This week's winner is: Robert G. (2ndwatcher), "Can an Elephant mate with a Rino?" and the runners up are Rick D. (poky), "Are pre-nuptial agr…
Fitz cartoon caption contest: Week of April 4
This week’s winner is: Kenneth T. (Tredwell), ”Temper justice with mercy? With his temper, justice would be no mercy.” And the runners up are:…
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