Upon arriving at St. Peter’s Gate the “Iron Lady” Margaret Thatcher promised to save Paradise from “ruin”, and proceeded to break the Halo and Wing Manufacturers union, and declare war on Satan, asserting, “I’ll send warships to Hell if I have to.” By midday she privatized the Heavenly Choir, eliminated the cloud tax, promised a “classless heaven that rewards hard work and grit."
Fitz Blog: Margaret Thatcher
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