Fitz Blog: Intelligently designed

2013-01-28T09:00:00Z 2013-01-28T10:22:53Z Fitz Blog: Intelligently designedDavid Fitzsimmons The Arizona Daily Star Arizona Daily Star
January 28, 2013 9:00 am  • 

Proposed law:

The Arizona Legislature thinkers and stinkers are thinking of tinkering with the teaching of evolution, the origins of life, global warming and human cloning because__________.

  1. they’ve acquired scientific expertise from watching TV shows about these subjects on the Learning Channel like “Honey Boo Boo” and “Extreme Cheapskates”
  2. there’s nothing more important to worry about right now
  3. lab coats are the devil’s cloak
  4. 57% believe the Scopes Trial was about stargazers, 32% about mouthwash
  5. God told them last Tuesday to “get on it.”
  6. that’s what old white men do when checkers loses its allure and whittlin’ gets borin’
  7. the Islamic Madrasahs are exciting models for how to do education right.
  8. making volcanoes with baking soda and vinegar is enough science, thank you, Professor Egghead.
  9. Arizona public education jes’ ain’t quite world-renowned for bold innovative stupidity yet
  10. after them young'uns done said the pledge of allegiance to the flag and sworn their oath to the Constitution you have to teach something right?

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