Famed historian/philosopher turned entertainer, Justin Bieber, visited the Anne Frank House in Amsterdam, and signed the museum’s guestbook, inscribing the following profound thought about the world famous Holocaust victim:
“Truly inspiring to be able to come here. Anne was a great girl. Hopefully she would have been a belieber.”
The museum staff thoughtfully erased the part where Justin added,”But that dork Hitler? If he bought a ticket to my concert I'd show up extra late. And word, Adolf, I want my monkey back. The customs officials here are like such total Nazis."