Fitz Blog: Flagging interest

Have you seen his flag? There's a Saddlebrooker flying old glory upside down! Alert the authorities! It's a sign of distress! The old geezer desperately needs to ________.

a) learn flag etiquette

b) stop flirting with Al Melvin

c) be rescued from the black helicopters by a militia

d) see Mitt Romney one more time

e) hear Dixie

f) send for reinforcements and more nerf bullets

h) refill his flomax prescription before it's too late

i) find a wife who won't hide his Cialis

j) get a life

k) move beyond election night, 2012