Limbaugh says Colbert is not funny. Rush knows funny. That’s why he’s still on AM radio, where America turns for hilarious satire when the Victophone stops working. Here are today's headlines:
Good morning and how is everybody doing? What a weekend. Here in Tucson we love our cats don't we? Those mountain lions had a great season and now its over. No more bighorn sheep until next fall, okay? As for the Wildcats--a dish full of crea…
Headline: US prepares to retaliate against Russia by funding “Borat 2”.
On the left is the Huppenthal Voucher and on the right is the common Vulture. Both are scavengers. Vultures feed off the dead. Vouchers feed off public education.
Are vultures nobler than vouchers? Both are bird-brained scavengers. There the similarity ends. Vultures feed off the dead. Vouchers feed off public education. Let's take a closer look at vultures versus vouchers.
Memo from County Supervisor Ally Miller:
Demonstrators gather outside the White House in Washington, Saturday, Feb. 1, 2014. Russian troops took over Crimea as the parliament in Moscow gave President Vladimir Putin a green light Saturday to use the military to protect Russian intere…
What can the U.S. do about a nuclear armed Russia invading Ukraine? Plenty. Here are a number of steps members of the world community have taken already.
Praising Brewer for vetoing Arizona's Anti-Gay bill is like giving me a pat on the back for saying “No, thanks, I think I’ll pass on the puke-in-paper-bag sandwich," to the crazy homeless guy.
A nation in central Africa just made it a crime to be gay. Uganda is now known as "the Arizona of Africa". We're a punchline, again.
Bravo to State Senator Al Melvin, the pride of Saddlebrook, for his impressive appearance on CNN opposite Anderson Cooper. Anderson Cooper was trying to set up the wily proponent of the anti-gay bill but our cagey Melvin outsmarted him. "I wo…
This undated image courtesy of the White House shows an artist rendering of Pothole National Monument in midtown Tucson, Ariz. Nearly a mile wide and over 550 feet deep, the pothole is the largest in the world.
On February 12th of this year President Obama, by Executive Order, designated a midtown pothole a national monument. His secretary of the Interior, Sally Jewell, toured the proposed area in December and found the pothole to be," a remarkable …
Arizona State Senator Al Melvin, American.
From the Office of Arizona State Senator Al Melvin:
Where is it? Where is the The Pit, The Crater, Satan’s Subway Entrance? Where is Tucson Asphalt Black Hole?
A National Forest Service production, "Rambo" is a 2014 action epic directed by Ewe Grant, co-written by and starring Ram Rackbottom as "Rambo" a troubled and misunderstood Bighorn Sheep who sets out to avenge the deaths of his fellow bighorn…