Then there's the one about the guy who ...

A customer walks into a restaurant, lugging his dirty dishes. He figures, quite incorrectly, that the eatery's staffers will wash them for him.

Strange but true.

We're looking for outlandish tales from Tucson's restaurant scene featuring funny, strange or just outright weird requests, for an upcoming Caliente story. Contact Kristen Cook at kcook@azstarnet.com or 573-4194.